What are the best and worst lyrics you’ve ever heard in a videogame song?
PC Gamer explores the sometimes hit-or-miss nature of video game song lyrics in its “Critical Hit” column, examining both memorable and questionable lyrical moments in gaming soundtracks. The publication highlights how video game music frequently features unusual or nonsensical lyrics compared to other media, demonstrating that lyrical quality in games can be unpredictable. As an example, the article cites Final Fantasy XIV’s Sugar Riot raid boss theme, which includes deliberately goofy lyrics that align with the character’s graffiti artist persona. The song humorously addresses the challenge of finding words that rhyme with “orange,” creating a meta-commentary on songwriting constraints that ultimately fits the character’s quirky nature. This approach illustrates how game composers sometimes embrace absurdity and thematic relevance over conventional lyrical polish. The ongoing “Critical Hit” column, formerly titled “Soundtrack Sunday,” celebrates and critiques the full spectrum of video game audio, from brilliant compositions to regrettable lyrical choices. The series examines video game music, audio design, and how games create memorable sonic experiences that resonate with players.